The Saint hears from DirectX legends attending Steam Days and starts to believe Valve may be serious about the Steam Box.

Microsoft rationalizes encumbering the XBOX ONE with a Blu-ray drive, The Saint disagrees.

…culminating in the announcement of a joystick you can’t buy this year!

Valve is making stone soup for the Holidays, they’ve got nothing.

The Saint recounts his stories of Valve’s formative years.

The Saint tests his prescience and risks his cred by pre-analyzing Valve’s Steam OS play.

Calm down, unless they have a lot more to announce it’s just an old Microsoft PR trick.